"If we can negotiate grand bargains to keep feeding the machines books, surely we can design a rational, lean, humane licence that lets living, breathing readers borrow a digital copy of a work that they can’t buy. The universal library is near, but it’s up to us to ensure that humans, not just AIs, have a card."

Tell me you're from Chicago without telling me you're from Chicago.

Columbus, but we get the breezes.

Eating tiny little pizza squares somehow makes me feel like a little kid again even though, as far as I know, I never had pizza that way until graduate school. Pizza in tiny squares should be served with those Little Hug Juices

Poe's Law is in effect: any sufficiently bad take is indistinguishable from satire.