Thin, crispy pizzas are better cut in squares, really.

Last year, a librarian showing me around her workplace indicated the media room and said, "This is on its way out." I disagreed: libraries do not have access to most streaming services, and the money spent on digital content we're allowed to license drains our budgets while the content evaporates.

I need the "unlimited librarian power" quote on a t-shirt.

Need new button: "We are out of COVID test kits."

Whatever, man. "Banned Books Week" is good branding. "Books-with-content-that-some-individuals-objected-to-and-sought—with varying success—to-have-removed-or-reclassified Week" doesn't have the same ring. It's a celebration that we *don't* ban books!

"This is putting in their minds...distrust of police and we've got to put a stop to that." Which you do by banning books?